Hi. I'm, like, Jacobson. Have you ever noticed that like Tumblr is filled with like random hipster-y people and angst-ridden teenage girls? Yeah. Imma be, like, all Tumblr Counterculture. Which means like normal. Which probably corresponds to boring, but whatever.

You’re kidding, right? Delicious, delicious irony.
Wait, you mean this is coming from the deep south?
Oh, shit.

You’re kidding, right? Delicious, delicious irony.

Wait, you mean this is coming from the deep south?

Oh, shit.